May 2013
sadstagram:
which is messier my life or my hair
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
i-touched-eridans-butt:
I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
vagisodium:
more like abercrombie and bitch
vintagernisery:
rhydonmyhardon:
reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou
except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch
lolsofunny:
hulkbomb:
why does everything cost money
(lol here!)
twinnerd28:
beatleologist-at-221b:
actualcannibaljakeenglish:
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
sherlockisthenight:
50-shades-of-thorin:
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
genericanimegirl:
teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
cockringtoss:
are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it
ejacutastic:
frostedbeanqueen:
christmasblogger:
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
