if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
Pandas are unreal, so fluffy